Thursday, January 28, 2010

That change in life

Dear death:

I have a problem of some kind but I can’t figure it out. I am 22 years old and I can’t get out of bed in the morning. I have no energy most days, and it seems like I’m eating less. I feel numb all the time and my friends say I’m acting cold and distant. I sense something has changed in my life, but I can’t pin it down. Is this just growing up? Does everyone experience this? What’s wrong with me?

Signed, Listless in Los Angeles

Dear Listless:

There is nothing in the least wrong with you. Everyone will eventually experience once in their lives the same thing as you describe. It is simply that you are dead. Enjoy.

Love always,

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